Our Products

Meh™sturbator

Company-Approved Apparatus

Manufactured: March 31, 2025 in The Factory, Moon 41.

$59.99

Scrub Meh™

Worlds best scrubber

Manufactured: April 1, 2025 in The Factory, Moon 41.

$4.99

Mini Meh™

It's Mr. Meh™ Look at me

Manufactured: April 5, 2025 in The Factory, Moon 41.

$155.99

About Big B John

Big B John, CEO and founding father of Meh™ Industries, is a master of leadership. From the gloomy landscape of Moon 41, he’s guided Meh™ to astronomical success. A pioneer of the "indifference-first" business model, Big B once adopted a Maneater, Naming them "Reddit Junior" And has become a gracious and cute companion, Only being fed the Finest food.

Furthermore, On several expeditions in his personal diving bell, Big B John and Edward P Unome have encountered several creatures such as the Snail, and Big Slap. Eventually the two of them would find a Mouthe, Naming him "Young Binky Baby" Before bringing them back to the Meh™ Industries Factory.